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Current Residence: in my head
Favourite genre of music: punk
Personal Quote: rather be dead than cool
Favourite genre of music: punk
Personal Quote: rather be dead than cool
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Stop!
This is NOT a chainmail and you DON'T need to read it because it will NOT end your life if you do NOT do so!
Once, or maybe twice upon a time, there was a very pretty boy called Malik Blishtar. He lived happily with his wife Bakura until the two of them decided to have their first anniversary party in Bowser's kitchen. They fainted from the smell of Mario's signature boiled dung and woke up to find that their clothes had been eaten by a purple exploding Totoro. And then the couple heard a voice shouting:
'Toilets on motorcycles!'
It was Ack Jatlas, who had incarnated as a yellow polkadot rabbit. Malik and Bakura, who were stunned by the unfettered radness of Ack's getup, decided to climb on board his motorbike (which had been customised with 50 fully functional toilets) to take a ride to be Buttcave.
Upon arrival in the Buttcave, walking through a luridly coloured corridor into a loudly wallpapered room with butterflies dancing on the ceiling, was the legendary Buttman himself, sitting on a throne made entirely of lipsticks.
'O almighty stupendous magnificent and utterly macho Buttman, will you save us and fire of Buttmissiles into the Totoro's ancient high-rise apartment? We'd do it ourselves, but we've already humiliated ourselves enough.'
Suddenly, out of the floral-printed lacy floor rug burst an orange Buttmobile, which was blaring out Buttmusic and decorated with extremely macho Buttglitter.
'Aw man!' griped Ack. 'Can't I travel in a Buttmobile that's a little less glaring? Don't you have one in grey?
Buttman stood still, as elegant and powerful as a Siamese cat in a tuxedo. 'I only work in black--' he paused to straighten his Buttwaistcoat-- 'and sometimes very, very bright pink.'
So Malik, Bakura, Ack, Buttman and 49 Buttgroupies climbed into the Buttmobile... or so they thought. The vehicle zoomed at up to 7 miles an hour, causing the passengers to vomit as blood oozed out of their every orifice. Then, 74 hours later, the vehicle made its way into the Totoro's front door and transformed into a very realistic and completely legit Buttnewspaper. The Totoro picked up the Buttnewspaper to read the funnies.
And then Buttnewspaper, all 53 of its passengers, the apartment block and every single troll living in it exploded.
The moral of this epic tale is this: If you don't repost this comment on every DA account you find, you, too, will explode.
This is NOT a chainmail and you DON'T need to read it because it will NOT end your life if you do NOT do so!
Once, or maybe twice upon a time, there was a very pretty boy called Malik Blishtar. He lived happily with his wife Bakura until the two of them decided to have their first anniversary party in Bowser's kitchen. They fainted from the smell of Mario's signature boiled dung and woke up to find that their clothes had been eaten by a purple exploding Totoro. And then the couple heard a voice shouting:
'Toilets on motorcycles!'
It was Ack Jatlas, who had incarnated as a yellow polkadot rabbit. Malik and Bakura, who were stunned by the unfettered radness of Ack's getup, decided to climb on board his motorbike (which had been customised with 50 fully functional toilets) to take a ride to be Buttcave.
Upon arrival in the Buttcave, walking through a luridly coloured corridor into a loudly wallpapered room with butterflies dancing on the ceiling, was the legendary Buttman himself, sitting on a throne made entirely of lipsticks.
'O almighty stupendous magnificent and utterly macho Buttman, will you save us and fire of Buttmissiles into the Totoro's ancient high-rise apartment? We'd do it ourselves, but we've already humiliated ourselves enough.'
Suddenly, out of the floral-printed lacy floor rug burst an orange Buttmobile, which was blaring out Buttmusic and decorated with extremely macho Buttglitter.
'Aw man!' griped Ack. 'Can't I travel in a Buttmobile that's a little less glaring? Don't you have one in grey?
Buttman stood still, as elegant and powerful as a Siamese cat in a tuxedo. 'I only work in black--' he paused to straighten his Buttwaistcoat-- 'and sometimes very, very bright pink.'
So Malik, Bakura, Ack, Buttman and 49 Buttgroupies climbed into the Buttmobile... or so they thought. The vehicle zoomed at up to 7 miles an hour, causing the passengers to vomit as blood oozed out of their every orifice. Then, 74 hours later, the vehicle made its way into the Totoro's front door and transformed into a very realistic and completely legit Buttnewspaper. The Totoro picked up the Buttnewspaper to read the funnies.
And then Buttnewspaper, all 53 of its passengers, the apartment block and every single troll living in it exploded.
The moral of this epic tale is this: If you don't repost this comment on every DA account you find, you, too, will explode.
I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation.
Bitch Please, you are NOTHING like me.
They're both useless.
sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.I asked "why?"The angel said "angels don't watch over angels."Twenty one angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
